What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:25

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”